The bird.



 Bird to the photographer:  
"Hello, my name is Anka and I think I´m a gift to the ladies of the world."



 Anka: "Ah, if there isn´t a pretty lady right now....HELLO there hottie, want to grab a bite...?"

Lady: " Hmpf, get.... a life dude!"

Anka : "............................................."

Anka: " Get that camera off my face, I need my privacy!"


                                                     - THE END-